{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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