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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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