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Eloise is a series of children's books written in the 1950s by Kay Thompson and illustrated by Hilary Knight. The series consists of Eloise (1955) and four sequels.

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You Got What It Takes is the eleventh US album by the British band the Dave Clark Five, released on 26 June 1967 by Epic Records. The album contained four successful songs, a cover of Marv Johnson's soul hit \"You Got What It Takes\", the hit single \"I've Got to Have a Reason\" written by the band's guitarist Lenny Davidson and the bubblegum \"Tabatha Twitchit\" written for the band by Les Reed and Barry Mason. The album also features the band's earlier UK top 30 hit \"Thinking of You Baby\". The LP reached the Billboard and Cashbox charts.

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