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The Ni'matullāhī or Ne'matollāhī is a Sufi order originating in Iran. The order is named after its 14th century CE Sunni founder and qotb, Shah Nimatullah, who settled in and is buried in Mahan, Kerman Province, Iran, where his tomb is still an important pilgrimage site. Shah Ni'matallāh was a disciple of the Suhrawardiyya Sufi ʿAbd-Allah Yefâ'î, advancing a chain of succession (silsilah) by Sufi qotbs and pīrs — claimed to extend from Maruf Karkhi.
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Chris Clements is an American soccer player.
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